BRAND NEW DAY

i love petty fights...

Returning to this unhacked safe xanga. If anyone notices, good. I'm so sick of people. Petty bullshit. Why I continue to be attacked, I will never know. I did nothing wrong. I suggest that all of my true friends unsubscribe and delete any association with my past xanga // myspace // facebook. They have all been hacked by immature parties who don't know how to control their anger. And for what? People really do go insane. I'm glad I ridded myself of these parties before it got to this point. Anything said (as well as many past things) are untrue and have been changed in order to spread a poor reputation of me. Obviously only making them look badly, because they are the only party acting out of angst. I apologize for anything they have done. Cherrie Wild, I don't know what you think you are accomplishing with your "revenge" plan, but it isn't really revenge with nothing was wronged you in the first place. You need to stop denying the truth. Thank God you have at least one sane friend who knows how to return what was stolen. Thank you again Sarah for bringing my innocent puppy back to me rather than conspiriting with someone who could get you in trouble with the law. I will begin to press charges. I let things go, breaking and entering, burglary, and now vandalism. I'm tired of it. Talk about me not letting things go? You don't even have anything to let go, and yet you hold on.

Life seems to be going... uh.. smooth? Anyway, I decided I needed to start packing soon, I had a dream that the carpet in my apartment was blue... Hmmmm... But anyways, here is section three of the shotgun rules!

Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)
1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
3) Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 1.8.

I have shit to do... But I can't concentrate.. Fuck.

Section II - Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.